Wednesday Wierdness

Just because it is Wednesday, I am wierd, and I can!
Here are a bunch of exercise machines I will NEVER have. They're all from that silly catalog of stuff that is on every airplane. (Does anyone ever actually BUY that stuff, or is it just to provide something for airline passengers to make fun of?)

Some kind of wacky medieval torture machine. But hey! It MUST be fun, it's painted in primary colors!
For all those times you watched TV just hoping, wishing, and praying that someday you could be riding a fake bull while you watch:

With this one, you hold on to the handles and wag your butt and legs from side to side. You'll note it is called the "Love Handler":

That will be all.